THE MUSIC NOISE AWARDS 2015

THE MUSIC NOISE AWARDS 2015

Have you witnessed any similarities between My Music Noise Awards 2015 and Other Music Awards today ? In case you have not, let me enlighten you.

To win one of my Music Noise Awards  you have to have the following features in your act - according to me.

You have to have in the background.......Flashing lights all throughout your act. It does not matter what they are about as long as they are flashing.

Next the volume of background noise must be almost unbearable. This is so that the audience do not notice you the artist singing. Loud beating drums is a sure winning ingredient.

You must have lots of Dancers in sexy outfits making all kinds of gymnastic shapes. They are imperative. In the recent Brit Awards Show Rihanna's co singer simulated screwing her from behind in the sexy dance routine. The audience loved this ! Give us more of that. It does not matter about the music. Yes it is the Era of Bland, Noisy, Sexy, No Melody Music.

What a difference from some of the Jewels of the 1950 - 1980 period.
The wonderful sounds of Burt Bacharach and the like. The romantic sounds of Gershwin, Berlin, Cole Porter and Don Black. The magic of The Rock and Roll bands,the genius of the Beetles and the Stones, Elvis Presley and many many more brilliant Music Composers and Lyricists. What a decline in Music Composition. Or, is it a decline in the tastes of the Fans who buy millions of records each year, attend Concerts at £100 Plus per ticket and TV programmes like X Factor and Britain's Got Talent who produce average singers which the Music Industry change their image with new haircuts, a few tattoos, skimpy outfits, face cosmetics, nicknames, new simple dance routines and a Fan Club. Yes, if you are the 1:100,000 candidate who wins a big  Competition on TV, you can make Millions. For the other 99,999 losers it is back to the drawing board unless you come second and then you might just might hit the big time.

Another characteristic of successful Promoters and Artists in today's Music Industry is that the more money they make the more scruffy and dishevelled their appearance becomes. The casual open neck shirt, beard, hair sticking up in all directions, bad language, show off disposition, look at me stance, half drunk stature seems to be the winner if you want the Fans to love you and look up to you.....Yes, you are so great ! We love you.

The singer, Band or Group does not need any melody. Noise is the winning ingredient. You can shout as much as  like. Screeching to high notes is even better. It will get you lots of applause.

The amazing thing is that with this formula of music, you will almost be guaranteed to sell Millions of records worldwide.
The audience will go wild just like at the recent Brit Awards at the O2 Arena.

Oh, if you can throw in a few vulgar words whilst on stage, this will get you more applause.

What does this tell you about the BRITISH and American Music Industry today in 2016 ?
With a few exceptions, it is.....to use a semi vulgar word....Crap !
No wonder so many Wanabees think they can reach the top of the Music Industry....they probably can...even with no talent and they can earn £ Millions for performing RUBBISH.


I was unable to give my Screecher of the Year Award 2015 this year because I found it very difficult to differentiate between all the Screechers. They all sounded the same !
For all the winners at the Brit Awards 2015 I would like to award you my
Music Noise Awards 2015.  Think yourself lucky !